And Lastly…

What do Accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?

            Depreciation

Why was Mark Hughson so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 59 weeks?

            Because on the box it said 8 – 12 years

 

Where do homeless accountants live?

            In a tax shelter

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

            Udder nonsense

What happened when a farmer crossed a chilli-pepper, a shovel and a terrier?

            A hot diggity dog.

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