What do Accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
Depreciation
Why was Mark Hughson so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 59 weeks?
Because on the box it said 8 – 12 years
Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Udder nonsense
What happened when a farmer crossed a chilli-pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
A hot diggity dog.
